On today's Little Oaf - 27 December 2020

 Well, this Little Oaf is perhaps 1% better than any of the previous ones. Little Oaf is his usual ignorant self. When Penelope asks if he would rather have super strength or be able to fly, he tells her either choice would be cool, but with his limited intelligence, he says he's got to go alphabetize his rock collection, which is likely about the only thing he can do, but one wonders how he even knows what alphabetizing is and how he classifies them. He really hasn't figured out at this point that Penelope is like a genius inventor so blows her off.

Then we see that she did indeed invent something that allows her and an elephant (where did that come from?) to fly. She even appears to be carrying the elephant.

On a scale of 1 to 100, with most Little Oaf's being a 1 or 2, I give this one a 3.

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