Moovians

It was all jokes and pun fun on ancient aliens and other things in my last post on the previous installment, but it's not funny anymore. So, I'll be cutting down on the gags except for a few sarcastic and parodying memes in-between. Today's installment is irrefutably infuriating and every true Hamlin's Alley Oop fan would agree with this. Today's installment opens with confirmation that the ancient aliens did not build the pyramids. Sorry, Giorgio. However, from what we saw in this story, we now know that the ancient aliens gave us the pencils . Now let me come to the next three panels in today's installment. Wonmug implies that those aliens were so dumb that they'd find it difficult to build small two-dimensional things, let alone building a three-dimensional structure like a pyramid. And then, he goes on to say that the only thing those aliens were mostly doing was to just get in the way and ask a lot of dumb questions. (and here's...

And the greatest technological achievement by the little green alien people is... drumrolls ... A pencil. Yes, folks. A pencil. A pen is mightier than a sword, but a pencil is mightier than a whole alien spaceship fleet trying to invade a planet. Because it's called writing.. er.. cleaning our ears! So, maybe their greatest technological achievement is actually an ear bud and not a penci... Oh whatever. Nonetheless, the ancient astronaut theorists suggest that it was aliens who taught us how to write with a pencil. Just think, with the pencil, the humans would've never learnt to write on modern paper. Just wait for the next episode of ancient aliens for a detailed coverage of this breaking story. The ancient astronaut theorists further suggest that some other aliens wrote The Cookbook all thanks to this greatest technological achievement of the pencil. In any case, this great technological invention has always been useful To Serve Man ! Don't un...

Now this puts a whole new twist to the steady silliness of this sitcomic -- The Ancient Egyptian Princess loves the Ancient Alien! Oh haw haw. What's this, some sort of a strange ancient interplanetary inter-species love? I mean, what is there not to love about a naked little green slimy-looking dumb extraterrestrial from outer space? What a charming little goofy green goblin from outer space, isn't he? In the princess's own words, he's not much of a doer, a thinker, or even good-looking. And as we've seen already , this little green alien is just as immature and child-like as any other male character in this sitcomic. That's the male quality that women fall for, isn't it? Either that or this little green ancient alien must be filthy rich, which the Ancient Egyptian Princess must've realised. Other than that, I see no reason why someone sane would even love a little green dumb alien from outer space. And how on god's green earth or on ...