It's called writing.. er.. cleaning our ears! On today's Alley Oop - 17 April 2020

And the greatest technological achievement by the little green alien people is... drumrolls... A pencil. Yes, folks. A pencil. A pen is mightier than a sword, but a pencil is mightier than a whole alien spaceship fleet trying to invade a planet. Because it's called writing.. er.. cleaning our ears! So, maybe their greatest technological achievement is actually an ear bud and not a penci... Oh whatever.

Nonetheless, the ancient astronaut theorists suggest that it was aliens who taught us how to write with a pencil. Just think, with the pencil, the humans would've never learnt to write on modern paper. Just wait for the next episode of ancient aliens for a detailed coverage of this breaking story.

The ancient astronaut theorists further suggest that some other aliens wrote The Cookbook all thanks to this greatest technological achievement of the pencil. In any case, this great technological invention has always been useful To Serve Man!

Don't understand what I'm blabbering here? Don't worry, neither do we understand what blithering blabber is being blathered away in this strange silly sitcomic. And as for that little green alien cleaning his ears with the pencil, don't ask me where exactly is that alien's ears situated on his body, because there doesn't appears to be one. I don't see anything on him that may remotely resemble an ear. Do you? Maybe his posterior works as an ear too, but we may never know. But if that is so, then he may not hear what the doctor says if he suffers a month from diarrhea.

The Ancient Egyptian Princess and her Alien boyfriend.

Now I just hope I don't get cursed to have diarrhea for a month now for lambasting this. And no, I don't like scatological jokes for I think they stink. But whatever it is, I know the Great Bear God in the skies will never let me get cursed with... Wait, why am I beginning to get a strange feeling in my bear belly...

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