On today's Alley Oop - 11 April 2020 - Interplanetary inter-species love?

Now this puts a whole new twist to the steady silliness of this sitcomic -- The Ancient Egyptian Princess loves the Ancient Alien! Oh haw haw. What's this, some sort of a strange ancient interplanetary inter-species love?

I mean, what is there not to love about a naked little green slimy-looking dumb extraterrestrial from outer space? What a charming little goofy green goblin from outer space, isn't he? In the princess's own words, he's not much of a doer, a thinker, or even good-looking. And as we've seen already, this little green alien is just as immature and child-like as any other male character in this sitcomic. That's the male quality that women fall for, isn't it?

Either that or this little green ancient alien must be filthy rich, which the Ancient Egyptian Princess must've realised. Other than that, I see no reason why someone sane would even love a little green dumb alien from outer space. And how on god's green earth or on alien's green planet is this inane interplanetary inter-species relationship supposed to work? Wait, no, don't answer that one. Don't even think about it!

That's all for today's bizarre cringe-fest, folks. Leave your thoughts and comments below! Oh, and before I leave, here's a little meme I made on imgflip.com on this topic, for your entertainment.