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Hi friends, Gent here. Me has not been posting here since a long time, but with the "New & improved Go Comics" site (which is currently full of bugs), me noticed something about drop in follower counts for several comics... including "Alley Oop".

 

 

 

 

   This has to be the most ridiculously lame comic that exists these days. Once a great adventure comic by Hamlin, today it runs as a lame excuse for meaningless nonsense. What's the purpose of this sort of dumb sitcomic anyway? It's not entertainment. It's just crappy cringeworthy stuff.  As Unca $scrooge has already pointed out in his detailed reviews about what's all wrong with this ongoing so called moon landing story, this silly sitcomic is nothing more than a bunch of lame childish nonsense gags.  And as crappy as the gags are in this one, it's even literally toilet humour as you can see from the strip of 23rd July —  https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2021/07/23 It's no wonder because the esteemed writer had once tweeted in her own words that writing is farting. There's no wonder Alley Poop stinks. What's sadder is that Alley Poop is worse than toilet humor.

Another weak joke from Joey, at least mildly funny, more so than her usual stuff.  https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2021/04/03

Ho Hum, another day, another weak joke. But, it's what we've come to expect.   https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2021/03/18

 Um, so how do they find the "Faraweek Cage" since it is likely bigger than whatever universe they are in? Just silly. And of course now Oaf gloms on to the lady's lotions! What a doofus, so unlike the standard Oop. 🙄

  OK, so the Faraday Cage has been expanded to the entire Universe plus all Dimensions? Could get interesting if Joey wasn't writing it. Unfortunately, it breaks down as usual to dimwitted Oaf saying he can solve all the problems by smashing them. Nothing like taking a joke and repeatedly running it into the ground. 🙄. https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2021/03/12

  Well, the least I can say about this is that all of a sudden Oaf knows all about classic literature, along with carrying props. (The bubble pipe is a nice touch). https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2021/03/11

Dumber and dumber. So Doc makes a pocket sized time machine, but requires car battery jumper cables? How about some spare AA or AAA batteries, Doc? I have to assume that Joey doesn't own a car. https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2021/03/09

 Nice full sized panel, too bad Oaf's comment is just the typical idiocy that he spouts since the reboot. Not the least bit funny. Joey needs to hire a script writer coach to help her punch up these lame story lines. And maybe just turn the strip over to the coach, surely can't be worse, can it? https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2021/03/08

Things have taken a drastic turn, or so it seems, on today's Alley Oaf.   I don't recall if we ever actually saw someone stabbed in the classics, even though there might have been some deaths. It's a question you long time Oop fans should answer. But my today's outburst isn't about that. Ever since this newfangled neverending nincompoopy nonsense began, all we've seen is a pointless cheap parlour-tricks of puerile poopycock parodies and putrid point-blank plagiarisms.  After all that, now it's time to plagiarize and parodyze from one of those ol' murder mysteries, Agatha Christie, etc., like where a similar situation happens. Or maybe it's a parody (lazy rip off) of the story where some folks are only ones on an island or something. Eh, who cares? Because we know that all we'll get out of this "murder mystery" is some lame gags and a lamer closure. Hey, maybe it was a talking sentient mouse who lives in a hole this mansion who did it. T...

  More silliness. In a stranger's mansion, Doc hears they have a live-in masseuse so immediately goes off to find her. Never mind that she likely won't know who the heck that white bearded baldy is and is likely to ask the lady of the house. Weren't they leaving? https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2021/03/05

More of the same (of nothing) Another listless episode of the Wacky Inventor's Dinner. So, Doc likes his steak "well done"? What a rube!! No wonder Oaf clamors for catsup on his. OK, on to the next misadventure.  https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2021/03/04

 Ok, just a cat fight between "scientists". Nothing to see here folks, move along. 😩  https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2021/03/03

Another wasted day. Worthington was at least socialable to Oaf et al and apparently had them spend the night. Another attempt at a dumb joke.  https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2021/03/01

  So today's strip is about how out of touch older wealthy people are? Calling all kinds of brainiacs to help her find her misplaced keys? And of course with his caveman instincts and sense of smell, Oaf easily tracks them down in a dresser drawer. There's some kind of point being made here, however it's not important enough to even think about. https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2021/02/27

More listless "storytelling".  The invitation supposedly invited all 3, but now the hostess makes it known that there is an uninvited "plus two". Great writing. 😱 https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2021/02/26