Murder she farte... er.. wrote, on today's Alley Oop - 06 March, 2021

Things have taken a drastic turn, or so it seems, on today's Alley Oaf.

 

I don't recall if we ever actually saw someone stabbed in the classics, even though there might have been some deaths. It's a question you long time Oop fans should answer. But my today's outburst isn't about that.

Ever since this newfangled neverending nincompoopy nonsense began, all we've seen is a pointless cheap parlour-tricks of puerile poopycock parodies and putrid point-blank plagiarisms. 

After all that, now it's time to plagiarize and parodyze from one of those ol' murder mysteries, Agatha Christie, etc., like where a similar situation happens. Or maybe it's a parody (lazy rip off) of the story where some folks are only ones on an island or something. Eh, who cares?

Because we know that all we'll get out of this "murder mystery" is some lame gags and a lamer closure. Hey, maybe it was a talking sentient mouse who lives in a hole this mansion who did it. The motive being that Lady Worthington planned to kill the talking sentient mouse by getting a talking sentient oracle cat to hunt it down. This would make total sense for this silly sitcomic, yes? 

I mean,with the sort of utter nonsense we saw in earlier "storylines" here, anything, just anything, is possible. Talking scientist mice, talking scientist ants, talking bacteria, talking weird Plak entities, just anything that one can brain-fart out. And when just anything can happen anytime in this comic without any meaning or reason, who gives a damn about a whodunnit?

Little did I know when the "don't tell me the butler did it" "gag" appeared some days ago. But this comic has been so obnoxiously oafish that one couldn't care less. And look, it's the butler, peeping, or running away behind that door.

Yeah, announce someone is dead without even checking their pulse or calling an ambulance.

 

If they wanted to do a parody, fine, but why murder a legacy comic strip and its well known characters under the same title, is the question. From their track record, we know that this one too will be another miserable mockery of the audience's intelligence.

Coming to the point, it's been so nonsensical that one has to take the writer's tweet literally, where she equated writing to farting. So, ladies and gentlemen, now presenting the new nonsense of Alley Oaf, a miserable mockery of meaning and a meaningless murder drama, Murder, She Farted.

And I wouldn't be surprised if the butler did it. But who cares, eh? Writing and storytelling is all about some random nonsense that so-called writers release outta their posterior these days, isn't it? Brace yourselves for more murders of meaningful storytelling. If only murdering sensible storytelling was a crime.

 

https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2021/03/06