On today's Alley Oaf - 7 January 2021

Well, still no lab coats, but perhaps that's because the paramecium is not an inventor?

However he compliments them for not staring at his (it's?) cytoproct, which is the equivalent of it's anus. Not sure if that's a big thing in the microscopic world, perhaps it's because it suspects people using microscopes are checking it out and ogling it?

Foola asks where they should look for it at so the paramecium helpfully puts on a fake Groucho Marx nose and glasses (yuk, yuk, big laugh) so they know which end is which. Perhaps Foola has an interest in becoming a cytoproctologist? 🙄

https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2021/01/07