On today's Alley Oaf - 29 December 2020

Well, another weak one. Not exactly sure what this is about but from what I remember about ants and aphids from back in High School days, I think the ants would stroke the backs of the aphids with their antennae which would stimulate them to exude honeydew from their anuses. 

Given that, if one of these ants start stroking Doc or Oop's back and expect honeydew, then they are going to be in for a big surprise. 😱

Perhaps Doc is expecting something else as to what the ant will do to stimulate honeydew production? 

OK Queen, time to step in and execute them by biting off their heads and spare us any scatological episodes. 🤢

Although potty humour is a real knee slapper to very young kids, which is the level that Joey seems to be writing this to for her 2 kids, it's not exactly something us viejos find particularly hilarious. 🙄

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