The happily unmarried insecure Ooola, On today's Alley Oop - 22 July 2020

And on today's Alley Oaf, we encounter a happily unmarried insecure Ooola. Whatever happened to that good ol' feisty Ooola from the good ol' days of Hamlin? Ooola tells the play director who invites her for a drink that she's going to bring the sword just in case. And the question that comes in my mind once again is that why isn't it mandatory for new writers who take over old established strips to keep a well established character's integrity?

I thought only men in this comic were reduced to imbeciles and morons. Now we know that in this new Alley Oaf sitcomic, Ooola the socialist Mary Sue is also a "happily unmarried" insecure little girl. The writer ruins a no-nonsense feisty woman character who was the original Ooola. Looks like she hates strong women characters too. And all this apparently for a lamentably lousy joke -- "I'm going to bring the sword, just in case" -- and this is supposed to be funny? Ha ha? Fair enough?

And so far there's no mention of good ol' Foozy, Alley Oop's real ol' pal, as if he never existed. And not to mention the ridiculousness of talking in the dinosaur tongue. RAAAR! (*Translation : Alley Oaf sucks). And whatever the truckload of turgid tripe that we saw earlier was, which looked like a movie shooting, but turns out to be a play. Why'd a play director shout "CUT" when he's directing a play? It's just some random tripe each day for the sake of unfunny lousy gags, in this truckload of trash called Alley Oaf. I dunno for how longer I can bear this goofy garbage.