On today's Little Oaf - 3 December 2021

 Well, this one was one of the laziest ones yet. So, Little Oaf at least can wear modern clothes without itching and going crazy. But wait, where did he get all the heavy weather gear? Who bought it for him?

 And of course he's never seen snow before. Just how cold it would be would freak him out. Then going downhill with eyes closed he expertly slaloms between the trees and even does an expert flip.

Opening his eyes at the bottom, he wonders where Penelope is and figures she she went down without him. How would he know since he had his eyes closed all the way down and was visualizing that he was one with the mountain? He apparently thinks that it was all in his mind as he visualized it, and he is still at the top of the mountain. Apparently his cave kid survival instincts are gone and he doesn't even notice that he's at the bottom of the hill with the ski lift next to him, a completely different scene than when he closed his eyes.

Words fail me. 🥱

https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2021/01/03